Fili and Kili you little shits: a haiku
Fili and Kili
where are the fucking ponies
you guys had one job
Fili and Kili
where are the fucking ponies
you guys had one job
dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundun, de-dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundunDOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOOO
WEEEOOOOO-OOOOOOOOODOOO-DOO-DOOO-DOO
DOOOOOOOO-DE-DOOOOOOOO
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"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
how to wear the same pair of jeans for 3 days without anyone noticing a novel by me
I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless
this is my chance
i just realized this scene is a really bad joke
because
would you like a jelly baby
SCREAMS AND VOMITS
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My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.
This is what I did with it.
since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING
legitimately crying
My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…
it got better
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER
Oh,.its on my dash again.
Reblog.
the scene in which draco is me in every lesson in my entire life
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*wanks seductively*
i meANT WINK